Wall o’ Quotes
The word “Christianity” is already a misunderstanding - in reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross. Friedrich Nietzsche
“She is just beginning to date after a 1.5 year relationship and is “not ready to rush in to anything”. TRANSLATION: “Thanks for taking me out and making me feel good about myself but I don’t really see this going anywhere.” Cosmic Shambles’ blog 26 Sep 06
“You can be as sentimental as you want, as long as there’s also a donkey show.” - Kevin Smith on his new movie, Clerks II
“Use the passive voice and no one gets hurt.” From a t-shirt on a grad student
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called “walking.” George W. Bush
“What part of fuck off, drop dead, go to Hell, you are not getting a Christmas card this year did you not understand?” Terry in BFE, Arkansas
“I have never understood the femal capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.” - Spock, “This Side of Paradise”, stardate 3417.3
“Bitch set me up.”- Marion Barry, former Mayor of Washington, DC
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. George Will
“No man’s life, liberty or fortune is safe…while our legislature is in session.” -Ben Franklin
A friend of mine goes through the bridal section of the Sunday paper looking for the “dog of the week.” I think that’s cruel and demeaning toward women, so I look for the one who shows the most cleavage. -Dave Henry
“Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.”- Herodotus
“The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.” - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live
“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” - Lynda Barry
