Wall o’ Quotes
The word “Christianity” is already a misunderstanding - in reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross. Friedrich Nietzsche
“She is just beginning to date after a 1.5 year relationship and is “not ready to rush in to anything”. TRANSLATION: “Thanks for taking me out and making me feel good about myself but I don’t really see this going anywhere.” Cosmic Shambles’ blog 26 Sep 06
“You can be as sentimental as you want, as long as there’s also a donkey show.” - Kevin Smith on his new movie, Clerks II
“Use the passive voice and no one gets hurt.” From a t-shirt on a grad student
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called “walking.” George W. Bush
“What part of fuck off, drop dead, go to Hell, you are not getting a Christmas card this year did you not understand?” Terry in BFE, Arkansas
“I have never understood the femal capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.” - Spock, “This Side of Paradise”, stardate 3417.3
“Bitch set me up.”- Marion Barry, former Mayor of Washington, DC
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. George Will
“No man’s life, liberty or fortune is safe…while our legislature is in session.” -Ben Franklin
A friend of mine goes through the bridal section of the Sunday paper looking for the “dog of the week.” I think that’s cruel and demeaning toward women, so I look for the one who shows the most cleavage. -Dave Henry
“Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.”- Herodotus
“The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.” - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live
“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” - Lynda Barry
“A friend is someone who tries to get you to do the right thing, a best friend is the one who will be sitting beside you in the cell saying, “Man that was cool.”" unknown
Comment by Scott — 28 July, 2006 @ 15:41
Wasn’t that from Jeff Foxworthy?
Comment by TC the Terrible — 28 July, 2006 @ 15:44
I have no idea who said it, just that it is very true as you know best friend. Now that you mention it though it does have the ring of one of the great Southern philosophers, doesn’t it. It could be William Faulkner, John Grisham, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, or maybe even the greatest Larry the Cable Guy.
Comment by Scott — 29 July, 2006 @ 18:44
Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln
Comment by Linda Rowe — 7 August, 2006 @ 18:48
Light travels faster than sound, therefore people seem brighter before they speak. - Unknown
Comment by Linda Rowe — 18 November, 2006 @ 12:56
just wanted to say hi to all seen some names from the past and took a mental walk down memory lane.
Comment by Spencer — 1 February, 2007 @ 0:57
Bush goes ballistic about other countries being evil and dangerous, because they have weapons of mass destruction. But, he insists on building up even a more deadly supply of nuclear arms right here in the US. What do you think? Why has bush turned our country from a country of hope and prosperity to a country of belligerence and fear.
What happened to us, people? When did we become such lemmings?
We have lost friends and influenced no one. No wonder most of the world thinks we suck. Thanks to what george bush has done to our country during the past three years, we do!
Comment by Antibush — 13 February, 2007 @ 2:21