Glossary
In no particular order;
FDFM - 1st daughter 1st marriage
FDSM - 1st daughter 2nd marriage
SDFM - 2nd daughter 1st marriage
SDSM - 2nd daughter 2nd marriage
THE WOMAN - my lovely child bride
THE B0Y - future Alpha male & only other source of testosterone in our house
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
EX - the emissary of Satan who gave birth to my first two daughters
THE MARINE - beer drinking buddy who gets to “fly Hooeys & kill bad guysâ€
THE BUILDING - the 5 sided office building where world changing decisions are made in 4×6 cubes w/no windows
NOVA - NOrthern VirginiA, the part of the state where we live because the schools are world class but we can still tell our friends in the OLD COUNTRY that we live in DC
OLD COUNTRY - Memphis, TN
THE LOSER - The 16 year old punk that is currently dating FDSM. With no J-O-B and no intention of getting one. he thinks he can call me by my first name and put his hands all over her simply because he wants to. He does have a job now lied about having a job, and but is still even more of a punk bastard titty baby.
THE CORPORATE SATAN- Wal-Mart, after the death of Sam Walton
