In no particular order;

FDFM - 1st daughter 1st marriage

FDSM - 1st daughter 2nd marriage

SDFM – 2nd daughter 1st marriage

SDSM - 2nd daughter 2nd marriage

THE WOMAN – my lovely child bride

THE B0Y - future Alpha male & only other source of testosterone in our house

FUBAR – Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

EX - the emissary of Satan who gave birth to my first two daughters

THE MARINE - beer drinking buddy who gets to “fly Hooeys & kill bad guys”

THE BUILDING - the 5 sided office building where world changing decisions are made in 4×6 cubes w/no windows

NOVANOrthern VirginiA, the part of the state where we live because the schools are world class but we can still tell our friends in the OLD COUNTRY that we live in DC

OLD COUNTRY – Memphis, TN

THE CORPORATE SATAN- Wal-Mart, after the death of Sam Walton