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I had a cooler once that had a built in bottle opener, but I’ve never known a woman that came with one. Sad. Scary. Gross. All rolled (pun intended) into one.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
Sphere: Related ContentI had a cooler once that had a built in bottle opener, but I’ve never known a woman that came with one. Sad. Scary. Gross. All rolled (pun intended) into one.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
Sphere: Related ContentThis is classic.
Trust me kid, it won’t be the last time some bitch walks off with your shit. This is merely another reason you should always get yours before you give her her’s. I’m just saying.
Sphere: Related ContentI had thought about retiring this feature. Then I got this beauty in my box and knew that I couldn’t not share it.
Sphere: Related ContentWelcome back my friends to the show that never ends, come inside, come inside. Or something like that.
Here in the ABOUT section of the blog I’m supposed to tell the reader who I am and what it is that makes me tick. Blog Law #12 states that I should share with the readers my motivation for writing, a few facts about my life, and even some notes about my job/family/hobbies/political views or interests. This is the section that allows my readers to develop closeness with me. To link our thoughts and form a deep and lasting bond.
Yeah, right.
I’m the last guy on Earth that’s going to join hands around a campfire and sing Kum Ba Yah. All that ABOUT crap is for the whiney ass bitches that don’t get enough love and attention from their so-called friends out in reality. If they even have any or know where reality is.
Want to know something about the little man behind the curtain writing this blog? Then ask me. I’m not hard to find. Otherwise, kick back and enjoy my take on life.