TC the Terrible

This guy from Boston sums it all up exactly right.

Sorry if you came around looking for a rant today.  I’m not going to give it to you.  At least not today.

Today I’m going to have lunch with my son at his school.  Then I’m going to sit around the house and finish a couple of books that have been collecting dust on my shelves.  At some point I’m going to have a cigar and go for a bit of a run.

This year I’m going to take advantage of the holiday.  I might even stimulate the economy a bit at some of the great sales taking place today. After all, what veteran doesn’t need a new mattress?

TC

I don’t seem to have a high enough tolerance level for idiots.  Not that I ever had much of one to start with.  Now it appears that my already low standard has fallen to new depths.  Here’s a couple of things that I can no longer abide.

Over the shoulder neck ties – This isn’t an issue if you’re in a BBQ joint, or even in an old school Italian restaurant.  It is an issue at the urinal.  There is absolutely no reason to have to toss your necktie over your shoulder to take a piss.  If it’s long enough to get in front of your dick when you piss, you tied it wrong.  Fix it.  If you have a tendency to piss upwards instead of down like a normal man, see a doctor.  Too easy.

The NoVa Stay at Home Mother Society – At THE BOY’s back to school night last week one of these bitches asked if her son needed to do the hard questions in the math homework.  Seems that it stresses her baby boy if he has to think when doing homework.  The fat cow next to her is bothered that the teacher expects fifth graders to be able to write somewhat neatly.  Can you imagine?  And then there’s the mom that is adamant that her son not be faced with word problems in math.  See, he’s not a very good reader and his math grade will suffer.

Complainers – If you can’t take the heat, don’t come to the flag football game.  No shit, it’s not a tick over 85 degrees last Saturday and the parents are complaining about being too hot for the kids to play flag fucking football.  As I told one dad, try doing 120 degree heat wearing body armor.  That’s hotter than fuck sticks.  Use your pie hole to cheer for your kid and get over yourself.

And there’s other crap too.  (Like people that know all about the problem but haven’t looked for a solution.  Or people that don’t have enough brain cells to qualify as a retard but get to be in charge of our kids’ health and safety.  Or ass clowns that don’t take their hat off during the National Anthem at ball games.)  But today I don’t have the stomach to get much deeper into those issues.

TC