TC the Terrible NOW Saber Squelch

How do I know that it’s Sunday?  Because at staff call yesterday the Chaplain told us that today would be Sunday and that all of us needed to be at 0900 services.  The Old Man backed him up, so this morning we’re all going to church.   That’s the way it works in the Army.

There’s free coffee at church too.  Which is another great reason to go.  Speaking of free coffee (notice the subtle segue) Green Bean Coffee is the main coffee house here in Southwest Asia.  They have a program called A Cup of Joe for a Joe (click here) that sends free coffee to troops that sign up.  Some of our guys are getting two and three free cups a week.  You might be surprised at how big a deal that is.  Not the coffee so much as the fact that someone was thinking about us.  It’s only two bucks.  Give it a try.

Not much else going on here.  The elections are hours away and all seems good on that front.

Take care, and go to church today.

Saber Squelch out.

Clearly it’s safer in Iraq than at my last office.

Some ass clown took a couple of shots at Pentagon Security Force (rent-a-cops) last night and they fucked his world up.  He was a bad shot, barely grazing them, and they were good shots.  Ass clown is in critical condition and NO by standers were hit.  Pretty amazing stuff since the Metro entrance at that time of night has a couple of hundred people moving thru it.

It was only a matter of time before someone tried a dick weed stunt like this.  Hopefully the other idiots were watching.  Of course no one in the building knew what was happening until it was all over.  Living like rats in a maze will do that to you.

Saber Squelch OUT.

I don’t have a good reason for this post, except the obvious one.  Tiffany Amber Thiesen has always been hot at hell.  Even when she banging Screech back in the day.

And frankly the White Trash chick from My Name is Earl is hot for a trailer park babe.  The two of them sucking face is enough for me on a boring, cold and wet Saturday.

In case that’s not enough of Tiffany’s tits here’s one more for you.

Another day closer to leaving this crap hole.  As THE WOMAN pointed out to me tonight I will be able to get a cup of Starbucks in Iraq, but I can’t get one here at Camp Shelby, MS.  In fact, Hattiesburg is a college town (sort of) and there’s only one Starbucks in town.  Maybe there’s simply not enough cash in this town to support any place that want six dollars for a cup of coffee.

Today was mostly office work.  Tomorrow is the ruck march and then off to the hand grenade range.  The last half of that should be fun.  The first half, not so much so since the early morning forecast is calling for it to be about 17 degrees when we start our nature hike.  At least it won’t rain until Saturday.

THE WOMAN is coming down to spend some time with me right before I punch out in a few weeks.  That’s going to be a good time.  We’ve got a room booked at a Gulf Coast casino, a fifth of Jack Daniels and a case of MREs.  If you don’t hear from me for a couple of weeks – don’t come looking cause I’m having too much fun to be found.

Saber Squelch Out.