TC the Terrible

It’s a Sad World - Halloween Edition

Bad news. I don’t have time to hide clever Easter Eggs or modify the logo in honor of Halloween. Here’s the mandatory pumpkin pictures.

Now we can get down to business.

• Who the hell keeps spaming my comments with Xanax for Dogs crap? Look if you have a dog with “unacceptable or dangerous behavior problems” maybe you should look into giving them the Ol’ Yeller treatment. It works every time. Plus, one bullet is much cheaper than a lifetime of pills and vet visits.
• Good news out of Memphis. No, King Willie didn’t fall off the throne. Damnit. The good news is the DA is not likely to press charges. Which is how it should be. Piece of shit thugs that threaten old women with shotguns deserve to be shot. This is an example of how we need to be taking care of business in more places.
• Intelligence and a willingness to make money off of big tits do not go together. FoxNews (fairandbalancednolongerourmotto) is reporting that a Hooters babe left her kid in the car for seven hours while she was passing out hot wings and dick teasing rednecks. Hope it was worth it for her.
• Clearly someone wasn’t listening to Smokey the Bear. A kid with matches. Can we add some chlorine to that end of the gene pool?
• Justice is served. Can you believe that the bad guy finally got what was coming to him? Too bad that it took so long, went so far, and nearly bankrupted the good guy in the process.
• The boys were ganging up on a girl last night. Shame on them. Don’t they know that Hillary is their only chance to get into the White House? And they’ll only get in as her VP? I’m banking on her picking Slick Willy as her running mate.
• First Porter Wagner, then Robert Goulet.  Any man’s death diminishes me, so ask not for whom the belltone.mp3 tolls, it tolls for thee.  With apologies to John Donne.

Enjoy your tricks and treats tonight.  If you come to my place I’ve got bags and bags of candy bars to pass out.  Be warned, if you don’t put any effort into the costume, I’m not putting any effort into the candy.  Big kids in half-assed costumes will be treated to individually wrapped slices of Kraft cheese product, molded wheat bread, or out of date yogurt.

October 31st, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | Blog, News, Geek, DC Life, Random Non-sense | one comment

Answer Me This

What’s more important to the long term viability of our nation, Putin’s power play to stay in power in the new Russia, or Britney losing the kids to K-Fed?  Now tell me which issue you’re going to spend the most time talking about tonight.

That’s fucking sad.

October 2nd, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | Politics, News, Geek, DC Life, Random Non-sense | 2 comments

Random Thoughts

It’s Friday. I’m at the office. THE WOMAN is out of town. FDSM is home sick. My thesis paper is a week behind schedule. Do really think I’ve got time for this blogging shit?

But I know how heart broken all three of you will be if’n I don’t give you my thoughts for the day. And God forbid I let you down.

• J-E-T-S fans are pissed. Maybe Commissioner Goodell should have beheaded Bill Belichick. Then the Patriots would have only won by two touchdowns last week. The dangling-arm Chad is weak. Get on with your life.
• The bad guy was killed by the police. Consider this proof that there is a God, and He is good.
• Thinking outside the box, the Japanese have decided they can build golf courses on the moon cheaper than here on Earth. Good for them. Now I can get better tee times at General’s Ridge. Let’s just hope they beat Google.
• The Post hates on W. Here. Here. And, you guessed it, here. But Petraeus can put them all in check. The bitches at MoveOn.org might need to watch their asses.
• First he was a killer. Now he’s a thief. What’s next for OJ, kiddie porn?
• A mountain bike for you kids? Sure. One that costs $450? You must be smoking some really good crack. My first car barely cost that much. And that fucker’d do a hundred thru the 1/4 mile.
• TV is a wasteland, but we still watch. What does that say about us? Try reading a book for Chirst’s sake. I recommend starting with The Dangerous Book for Boys
• Good, fast or cheap.  The Silver Line isn’t going to be any of those three.  If Metro can’t pay the bills now, and refuses to look for a part time job, then why bother with new track?  If the cabbies at Dulles could speak English like good Americans they’d be throwing a shit fit over the competition for all those high dollar fares.

Now go forth and piss off your cube mates.

September 14th, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | News, Politics, Blog, Sports, Kids, DC Life, Geek, Random Non-sense | no comments

Cheap Bastards

First you’ve got THE CORPORATE SATAN trying to convince us that supporting slave labor in this country will make us happier families. Yeah, even I’m not that much of a soulless bastard.

Now Metro, after years of bleeding money, is asking to raise fares. Those bastards. How dare they try to do something to keep from going deeper into the red? Who gave them permission to try to run a responsible government office? Maybe the rest of the whorebuckets up here should do the same on occasion. Then it wouldn’t be such a shocker. I’m just sayin’.

Isn’t it better to make up the difference on the backs of the people that use the system than it is to tax those of us that ride into the city by our selves in a gas hogging SUV? Sure it is.

September 13th, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | News, DC Life, Random Non-sense | 4 comments