TC the Terrible

Need a Caddie for a Few Hours?

Well, if you do then you need to click on over to CaddyChicks.com. The owners of the site have come up with an innovative way to match up hookers caddies with johns golfers. Just plug in your zip code and you can search a database of over 5000 hookers caddies to give you a BJ carry your bags.

Now, I’m not saying these girls are hookers or anything. After all, they may have a great feel for the putter, but do you really think any of these women are going to carry a bag for as little as $15 an hour? Nah, me either.

If these ladies (term applied loosely) really were interested in carrying you sticks (not that kind) then answer me this. Why did none of the several dozen profiles I checked out for this article have a picture of the caddie holding clubs or at least on the course?

Nah, they’re not selling sex. Really. They’re not.

August 29th, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | Golf, Sports, Geek, Random Non-sense | no comments

Golfers are Horny

I was doing some routine site clean up earlier today (deleting spam comments) and noticed that the traffic was unreal for a Sunday. A post from last March was getting four times the normal weekend traffic for the entire site. Then I realized why, Natalie Gulbis finally won an LPGA event. Now even the die hards will have to admit she’s more than a pretty face (and smoking hot body).

I’m not a big follower of the LPGA. It wounds my male ego to see women drive the ball sixty yards further than I can so I tend to avoid watching the ladies tour. But I have always wondered how some one so top heavy could get that much rotating with out falling over.

No doubt there are fat guys spanking it all over the country tonight wishing they could get in her bunkers.  Or IM’ing each other about her “tight lies” and talking about how much they’d like to “torque her” or her “high C finish”.  Perverts.

July 29th, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | Golf, Sports, Geek | no comments

Some People Are Never Pleased

You know, now that DC finally has a major golf event it would only seem to make sense for everyone to be happy about it. But no, the damned Post is complaining today that the golfers make more than the charities do. The question should be how much would those same groups be getting if the pros had to play for free. The answer of course is nothing.

This is a win-win for everyone involved for the next couple of years. Why can’t the leading paper in this town just shut up and enjoy it?

July 5th, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | Golf, Pissed, DC Life | no comments

Master-ful Weekend

No, my lack of blogging since Friday is not because I was getting fitted for a green jacket.  Although a lot of the shots being made (or not) in Augusta this weekend resembled my game.  As much as I despise the golf machine that is Tiger Woods I have to hand it to him.  Not everyone can go in the water twice in one round and still shoot a 74.  That was impressive.  Impressive enough that I blew off homework, house work, and a project for the office to watch 56 minutes of golf every hour on Sunday.
What was more impressive is that a guy from the Hooters Tour actually made it to the big time.   Six years ago he was in the gallery, as in awe as the rest of us over the perfection that is the Masters.  After that he kept doing what the rest of don’t, he kept getting better.  He surprised everyone by winning the Masters, but it’s not like Zach Johnson is a weekend hacker.  Before he started the Masters last week he’d already earned over six million on the PGA tour.

Say what you will about course conditions.  They were tougher than normal for Augusta, but they were the same for everybody on the course.  It’s not like the wind died down, or temperature went up every time Johnson addressed the ball.  He faced the same problems on the course as did Tiger, Phil, Vijay, Stewart, and all the other players.  He simply didn’t cave in like they did.

Make no mistake about it Tiger caved in.  Yes, I love to root against Tiger so I’m a bit biased on this one.  But none of the Tiger apologists can change the facts.  Tiger has never been able to come from behind on Sunday to win a major.  He took the lead for a moment on Sunday but could not hold on.  He can keep a lead.  He can storm off from the pack when he has the lead.  Tiger can’t chase the lead.  That’s what this weekend taught the golf world.

All the years of players cracking when they had a shot at taking Tiger out are finally over.  All it took was a 31 year old from the Midwest to not be scared to play his own game.  Zach Johnson seems like a humble kid.  A guy that you could go and enjoy having a beer with.  A guy that wouldn’t keep a caddie on the payroll that’s a total dick-wad to the fans.

Do I think that Johnson is going to vault to the top of the golf world and replace Tiger on all those Buick commercials?  Not a chance in hell.  But he’s shown that all you have to do is play your game and the rest will work itself out.  Like he said afterwards, his kid wouldn’t care if Johnson had shot an 85 on Sunday.

April 9th, 2007 Posted by TC the Terrible | Golf, Sports | no comments