TC the Terrible

Well, if you do then you need to click on over to CaddyChicks.com. The owners of the site have come up with an innovative way to match up hookers caddies with johns golfers. Just plug in your zip code and you can search a database of over 5000 hookers caddies to give you a BJ carry your bags.

Now, I’m not saying these girls are hookers or anything. After all, they may have a great feel for the putter, but do you really think any of these women are going to carry a bag for as little as $15 an hour? Nah, me either.

If these ladies (term applied loosely) really were interested in carrying you sticks (not that kind) then answer me this. Why did none of the several dozen profiles I checked out for this article have a picture of the caddie holding clubs or at least on the course?

Nah, they’re not selling sex. Really. They’re not.

I was doing some routine site clean up earlier today (deleting spam comments) and noticed that the traffic was unreal for a Sunday. A post from last March was getting four times the normal weekend traffic for the entire site. Then I realized why, Natalie Gulbis finally won an LPGA event. Now even the die hards will have to admit she’s more than a pretty face (and smoking hot body).

I’m not a big follower of the LPGA. It wounds my male ego to see women drive the ball sixty yards further than I can so I tend to avoid watching the ladies tour. But I have always wondered how some one so top heavy could get that much rotating with out falling over.

No doubt there are fat guys spanking it all over the country tonight wishing they could get in her bunkers.  Or IM’ing each other about her “tight lies” and talking about how much they’d like to “torque her” or her “high C finish”.  Perverts.

You know, now that DC finally has a major golf event it would only seem to make sense for everyone to be happy about it. But no, the damned Post is complaining today that the golfers make more than the charities do. The question should be how much would those same groups be getting if the pros had to play for free. The answer of course is nothing.

This is a win-win for everyone involved for the next couple of years. Why can’t the leading paper in this town just shut up and enjoy it?