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Why am I in Iraq? Because this guy deserves a chance to grow up safe and free like we did.


Is there any better reason for a man to do a thing?

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Yesterday before our staff meeting the chief nurse was talking to our supply guy:

“The only difference between oral and anal is the taste.”

We can only hope she really was talking about thermometers.

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