TC the Terrible

Using your own death to make a political statement is nothing new, but this is on a completely differnt level.

I don’t seem to have a high enough tolerance level for idiots.  Not that I ever had much of one to start with.  Now it appears that my already low standard has fallen to new depths.  Here’s a couple of things that I can no longer abide.

Over the shoulder neck ties – This isn’t an issue if you’re in a BBQ joint, or even in an old school Italian restaurant.  It is an issue at the urinal.  There is absolutely no reason to have to toss your necktie over your shoulder to take a piss.  If it’s long enough to get in front of your dick when you piss, you tied it wrong.  Fix it.  If you have a tendency to piss upwards instead of down like a normal man, see a doctor.  Too easy.

The NoVa Stay at Home Mother Society – At THE BOY’s back to school night last week one of these bitches asked if her son needed to do the hard questions in the math homework.  Seems that it stresses her baby boy if he has to think when doing homework.  The fat cow next to her is bothered that the teacher expects fifth graders to be able to write somewhat neatly.  Can you imagine?  And then there’s the mom that is adamant that her son not be faced with word problems in math.  See, he’s not a very good reader and his math grade will suffer.

Complainers – If you can’t take the heat, don’t come to the flag football game.  No shit, it’s not a tick over 85 degrees last Saturday and the parents are complaining about being too hot for the kids to play flag fucking football.  As I told one dad, try doing 120 degree heat wearing body armor.  That’s hotter than fuck sticks.  Use your pie hole to cheer for your kid and get over yourself.

And there’s other crap too.  (Like people that know all about the problem but haven’t looked for a solution.  Or people that don’t have enough brain cells to qualify as a retard but get to be in charge of our kids’ health and safety.  Or ass clowns that don’t take their hat off during the National Anthem at ball games.)  But today I don’t have the stomach to get much deeper into those issues.

TC

It’s been over a month since I got home.

There was plenty of time to do a long form post.  There was plenty of things I could have posted about.  There was the long ride home (four days to make an eight hour trip).  There was the week at the beach with THE WOMAN and the younger kids.  There was the jaunt to New York City where we ate until we were sick, saw some shows, visited King Kong and Ground Zero, but mostly we hung out in Times Square watching people.

Yeah, you guys would have liked hearing about those things.  Instead I stayed away from the blog.  I simply didn’t want to take the time to form sentences and paragraphs.

But now I’m back at the office and I’m paying attention to reality again.  Meaning I’ll have more to say about what’s going on.  And I’ll get back to doing this again.  At least until I decide to take another break.

TC