Google Mail just notified me that my e-mail account had recently been accessed from Iraq.  No shit Sherlock.  My e-mail account has been getting accessed from Iraq for nearly seven months and somebody just now noticed?  Good thing I don’t keep my money in Google Bank, or have a Google Visa.  No telling how long it would take them to notice that identity had been stolen.

I thought Google was supposed to know everything now.  Hell, the name of the company has turned into a verb – “Just Google it.”  But it takes them seven months to figure out that I’m checking my e-mail from a third world country.  Nice.