I get having to miss birthdays, anniversaries and holidays because of the Global War on Terror.  That’s just part of the deal.  But damn – Nationalscotch Scotch Day?  This is a holiday that I didn’t even know existed and I’m missing it.  That sucks.   What sucks more is that  it’s probably been around for years and I’ve been missing it all this time. 

Can you imagine ME missing a scotch related holiday?  That’s like saying Santa forgot the fuck about  Christmas.  Shit like that just ain’t supposed to happen.  No way, no how.

Still, here we are.  National Scotch Day is going to come and got and I’ll be one sober SOB.  Never fear Bat-fans – I’ve got a plan.  It’s going to take some time to execute however.  When I get back to the States I’m making one of my first stops the local liquor store.  And while I’m in there I’m going to fill the shopping cart with nothing but single malt and I’m headed to the back deck of my house to get caught up again.