TC the Terrible

Business was slow for us today.

So slow in fact that the biggest discussion in our control center was over the greatest rock band of all time.  By the time I strolled in there were two factions, one for Journey and the other for Motorhead.  Ok, so it wasn’t really factions.

It was two guys.  The Journey guy was my age and Motorhead boy was one of our Young Turk wanna be’s.  No way either of these bands is the greatest of all time.  Hell, Motorhead may not even be the best band of any given week in the past four years.  Which made me at least somewhat interested in why the kid had picked them.

Seems the young man has only been to one concert in his life.  You guessed it, Motorhead.  Not exactly a resounding endorsement, but let’s let him go with it.  My buddy was the Journey fan.  Personally I’ve always been more of a REO Speedwagon guy, and a major fan of Foreigner’s “4” album.  Journey has been a take it or leave it thing for me.  But my bud had one good piece of logic going for him.

Girls will fuck to Journey.

That’s sound enough logic for me.  Music that gets you laid is always a winner.  Even if it’s the gay ass GLEE soundtrack.

Please dear sweet baby Jesus tell me this fat fucker is on the weight control program.   Or at least tell me that those three large pizzas are for his buddies back at the CHU and not a mid-morning snack for the fat ass.