TC the Terrible NOW Saber Squelch

I don’t have a good reason for this post, except the obvious one.  Tiffany Amber Thiesen has always been hot at hell.  Even when she banging Screech back in the day.

And frankly the White Trash chick from My Name is Earl is hot for a trailer park babe.  The two of them sucking face is enough for me on a boring, cold and wet Saturday.

In case that’s not enough of Tiffany’s tits here’s one more for you.

There’s not a lot of good things about Camp Shelby.  But there are a couple of times a day when I like being here.

Every morning at five minutes past six the sounds of reveille are played over the post loud speakers.  Then at six at night, the loud speakers sound retreat.  Everyone on foot stops and faces the flag at post headquarters and render a salute.  Soldiers driving stop, get out of the car and do the same.  Come ten o’clock we get taps to tuck us in.

It’s not a big thing.  It’s just something that makes being a Soldier feel right.  The recorded trumpets tie me back to something bigger than myself.  It makes me think about all the Soldiers that have laid on cots under canvas shelter halves hearing those same notes. 

And I realize that I’m lucky to be part of something that has real meaning.  It makes being in this shit hole easier to tolerate.

Saber Squelch Out.

It’s been a while since I did this, but in an age of social networking it was bound to happen sooner or later.

You have to feel at least a little bit sorry for “Steve”.

Another day closer to leaving this crap hole.  As THE WOMAN pointed out to me tonight I will be able to get a cup of Starbucks in Iraq, but I can’t get one here at Camp Shelby, MS.  In fact, Hattiesburg is a college town (sort of) and there’s only one Starbucks in town.  Maybe there’s simply not enough cash in this town to support any place that want six dollars for a cup of coffee.

Today was mostly office work.  Tomorrow is the ruck march and then off to the hand grenade range.  The last half of that should be fun.  The first half, not so much so since the early morning forecast is calling for it to be about 17 degrees when we start our nature hike.  At least it won’t rain until Saturday.

THE WOMAN is coming down to spend some time with me right before I punch out in a few weeks.  That’s going to be a good time.  We’ve got a room booked at a Gulf Coast casino, a fifth of Jack Daniels and a case of MREs.  If you don’t hear from me for a couple of weeks – don’t come looking cause I’m having too much fun to be found.

Saber Squelch Out.