Clearly THE WOMAN and I have too much time on our hands.  Over the weekend we got into a conversation about the how long it takes men and women to pee.  Not taking into account how long it takes to get to a point where you can pee, because that always requires more of women than it does men, men take much longer to empty their bladder.

The average length of a woman’s pee is five seconds.  For men the average is over 30 seconds.  Men tend to go fewer times a day than women as well.  Also, women talking about needing to pee.  Men go piss, or take a leak.