Paula Abdul is gone.

I’m crushed.  Devastated.   Will never watch the show again.

Hell, the only reason to watch Idol was to try to guess what kind of drugs Paula was on this week.   She’s too old to add any T&A to the show.  Lord knows she never gave any of those kids practical advice on singing.  It was real feat for her to simply stay lucid for the entire hour.

I do wonder where she’ll get her twenty year old tail from now on.