TC the Terrible

Another banner night last night as the Nats pulled off a major victory.  THE BOY was pumped because Lannan pitched a full game shut out.  Lannan was the first major league player to sign an autograph for him, so now he’s a fan for life.   That’s all it really takes, one semi-star being nice to a kid on Sunday afternoon, to create a loyal fan.  Of course winning a few more games would help too, but that’s another story entirely.

THE WOMAN was well pleased because we had seat deep down the third base line.  Why you ask?  Because she’s got a crush on Josh Willingham the semi-decent left fielder acquired from the Marlins not that long ago. Hope she’s not crushed by the photo below.

My desk clock is causing all sorts of confusion in my new office.

Seems that none of the self-proclaimed geniuses can read binary.  Dorks.

For all the sand that was raised during the election cycle about Obama’s religion I think we can now confirm that he’s not Muslim.  No way he could be a follower of Islam with the way his administration is going down on the pork.

Which of course in normal for Democrats, but Obama’s staff is throwing in a few pounds of stupidity too.  Not only are they buying pork at $1.50 a pound, they are proud of it.  Proud enough to issue a press release bragging about getting such a great deal.   The press release was issued to dispute a clever headline on the Drudge Report that made it look like the Department of Agriculture had spent nearly 2 million to buy 2 pounds of ham.  So I’m betting that in the rush to get the correction out there none of the lazy government workers noticed that the price paid is still higher than at the local supermarket.

Yes, these are the people that are going to spend the nation out of debt in time to get re-elected.