TC the Terrible

Finally one with a bit of class. But sexy just the same.

Gotta love it.

Looking again today at search terms used to find this site.  Other than those already discussed this month, we have three new ones to ponder.

• “I hate Rachel Ray”
• “big girl belly ring”
• “what things can clean your butt”

The first query came from several search engines (Google, Yahoo, etc.), but the last two came only from Ask.com.  Is Ask the preferred search tool for perverts?  I mean damn.  We’ve all seen big girls flashing the belly bling, or had a problem getting the ole’ sphincter clean but who the hell is spending their work days looking for that kind of crap on the Internet.  Don’t they have web filters where you guys work?

What the heck is going on here?  The lowly Nats have won four in a row?  And six of the last eight?

That can’t be right.  This is the team that can’t even sign its top draft picks.  This is the team that has the worst record in baseball.  This is the team that only draws fans to watch the other team.  This is the team that’s destined to lose because the owner knows shopping malls, not baseball.  This team is supposed to be a joke.

And they may well be a joke next week.  Teams may take notice and start putting more effort into their games with the Nats.  Or the Nats could simply fall apart and go back to being the team that DC is used to seeing.

Or they might not.

Either way, I’m along for the ride.