So I’m standing at the bus stop right now with 30 or so of “the common people” and I get a brainstorm. The bus lines should charge based on size of passenger not distance traveled. If you take up two seats then you pay for two seats. It’s not discriminating against fat people because body builders and ‘roid freaks would have to pay it too.
They could take the program a step further by giving free rides to attractive people. Men that dress like GQ models or gals with nice racks could actually get paid to ride the bus. This part of the idea only works for the bus lines as plenty of good looking people are already using Metro rail.
Naturally it follows that smelly people should pay more too. Wait, expand that to generally nasty people. The litmus test for this is simple. If you get on board and some one thinks “Jesus don’t let that shit head sit next to me.” you pay double. Triple if you look homeless.
I know that some bleeding heart leftists will be offended by the program. But really it’s only fair. Fat people cost more to transport and ugly people are keeping normal people from riding. And if the fat/ugly of the world take with the right attitude it could be a bonus for them.
Don’t want to pay double? Lose the weight fat ass. Can’t get on the bus because you’re ugly? Then take a bath and update your wardrobe. This is one public program that would pay for itself in no time.
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