Currently next to two teenage boys sharing the head set on a Zune. What’s more gay, boys sharing a head set or the Zune?
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Browsing Posts published on 17 July, 2009
Did you guys read the latest from Sam the Eagle?
It seems the best way for the USA to solve it’s money problems is to spend more money. Outstanding! I would have never thought of that one Joe. Sounds like a hell of an idea to me. Except for one small little thing, we DON’T HAVE ANYMORE MONEY TO SPEND!! Joe’s boss has already quadrupled the national debt with a stimulus package that’s generating no new jobs. So let’s just run the debt up a little more with even more spending.
If he’s serious then the nation is in deeper shit than I thought. To say that if we don’t adopt a trillion dollar socialized health care policy the nation will go bankrupt is ludicrous. Why don’t we try cutting back some of the entitlement programs that are devouring our treasury and warping the morals of the nation? Force people to go out and create wealth that produces new jobs. That’s the business of government, not passing out my money to lazy ass people.
And make no mistake about it my friends. All this money that “Uncle Joe” wants to spend is only going to come from one place – your pockets. The nation is broke. We’re near the end of our credit line. That leaves your paycheck as the only source of income for this plan. Can you really afford another 5 – 10% taken from your check? How much of a personal recession does that create at your house?
Vote for change? Well you got it.
So I’m standing at the bus stop right now with 30 or so of “the common people” and I get a brainstorm. The bus lines should charge based on size of passenger not distance traveled. If you take up two seats then you pay for two seats. It’s not discriminating against fat people because body builders and ‘roid freaks would have to pay it too.
They could take the program a step further by giving free rides to attractive people. Men that dress like GQ models or gals with nice racks could actually get paid to ride the bus. This part of the idea only works for the bus lines as plenty of good looking people are already using Metro rail.
Naturally it follows that smelly people should pay more too. Wait, expand that to generally nasty people. The litmus test for this is simple. If you get on board and some one thinks “Jesus don’t let that shit head sit next to me.” you pay double. Triple if you look homeless.
I know that some bleeding heart leftists will be offended by the program. But really it’s only fair. Fat people cost more to transport and ugly people are keeping normal people from riding. And if the fat/ugly of the world take with the right attitude it could be a bonus for them.
Don’t want to pay double? Lose the weight fat ass. Can’t get on the bus because you’re ugly? Then take a bath and update your wardrobe. This is one public program that would pay for itself in no time.
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