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WOMAN’S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?” I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

MAN’S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store on a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit. Classification: UNCLASSIFIED Caveats: NONE
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I had a cooler once that had a built in bottle opener, but I’ve never known a woman that came with one. Sad. Scary. Gross. All rolled (pun intended) into one.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

This is the best quote that I’ve seen in weeks:

Posted by Pandora on March 29, 2008 at 6:16 a.m. 

What? You’re now accusing WalMart of being racist? AMAZING. If I eat a Twinkie in this city, I’m racist because I didn’t choose a Ho-Ho instead.

It’s from a message board on the Memphis newspaper website.  The story was about Wal-Mart closing down a store that is in one of the several free-fire zones in Memphis.  I hate Wal-Mart more than the average bear, but even I can support closing down this location.  The number of people shot in that neighborhood is second only to the number of cars stolen.  I wouldn’t work there without getting combat pay.

Back to the point of the comment.  It’s dead on.  Memphis is probably the last town in America to have blatant racism sitting on the surface of everyday life.  Blacks are still mad at Whitey for shooting Martin.  Whites are still mad at Blacks for taking over the city government and schools, making them even worse than they already were.

Point is, as much as I love pulling for the Tigers basketball team, I’m not going back.  The city is either going to burn, or fall into complete chaos someday.  I love the food and music too much to be there when it does.