Color me stupid but I don’t get it. What is so special about this girl’s vagina that an hour of using it costs over $3000? Sure she’s got a nice rack and is probably pretty good with the tricks of her trade, but is she worth $3K an hour? I doubt it.

And that’s just the cash that he paid. Add in the cost of losing his job, the alimony, the child support, and the inability to get a job as a government consultant after he leaves office and Spitzer is going to be out a huge chunk of change. All for something he could of gotten for free at half a dozen frat parties any weekend of the month.

Plus, he wasn’t even using her for anything kinky. He paid top dollar to play nicies with her. Come on man! For that kind of cash you could have at least mad her paint you in Jell-O pudding or some other silly shit. Jeez. Show some creativity.

It should be a Man Law.  If you are paying more for a hooker than a Senate intern makes in a month then her cooter better be able to launch real no shit Mexican fireworks and play the Stars and Stripes march when you’re done.

But that’s just my opinion.