TC the Terrible

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I Don’t Get It

The Pussy that killed the Guv

Color me stupid but I don’t get it. What is so special about this girl’s vagina that an hour of using it costs over $3000? Sure she’s got a nice rack and is probably pretty good with the tricks of her trade, but is she worth $3K an hour? I doubt it.

And that’s just the cash that he paid. Add in the cost of losing his job, the alimony, the child support, and the inability to get a job as a government consultant after he leaves office and Spitzer is going to be out a huge chunk of change. All for something he could of gotten for free at half a dozen frat parties any weekend of the month.

Plus, he wasn’t even using her for anything kinky. He paid top dollar to play nicies with her. Come on man! For that kind of cash you could have at least mad her paint you in Jell-O pudding or some other silly shit. Jeez. Show some creativity.

It should be a Man Law.  If you are paying more for a hooker than a Senate intern makes in a month then her cooter better be able to launch real no shit Mexican fireworks and play the Stars and Stripes march when you’re done.

But that’s just my opinion.

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March 13th, 2008 Posted by TC the Terrible | Random Non-sense | 4 comments

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  1. Maybe it was another part of her body that’s so special..hrm.

    My theory is that really pricy hookers are like really pricy clothes - more for the ego rush than for actual quality.

    Comment by Shannon | 13 March, 2008

  2. I dont care how hot the chick is..and she IS smokin ass fine as hell…but there aint no poongtang worth $4300.

    Comment by Freakdaddy | 14 March, 2008

  3. You guys have got it all wrong. The money isn’t for what she does, it’s for letting you do whatever you want without all the extraneous crap (talking, snuggling, having to wake up next to her). In other words you pay her to leave and keep her mouth shut, priceless.

    Comment by Scott | 14 March, 2008

  4. Actually, she was caught on the wiretap saying he wanted some “Dangerous things…” Anyway, Spitzer shouldn’t be worried about the prostitution charges… he’s likely to face Federal charges of Money Laundering and Structuring… he could be looking at 25 years…

    Comment by Todd | 15 March, 2008

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