TC the Terrible NOW Saber Squelch

I got busted twice this week.  First, those ass-clowns over at Georgetown lose in the second round of the March Madness tourney.  Which totally blows my brackets to hell.  I had the Hoyas going to the final four, now I’ve got one less contender on my sheet.  Great.

Next, did you hear on WTOP about the massive traffic back up on I-66 West before you get to the Beltway Monday afternoon?  Neither did I.  Which is why I was still in the HOV lane as a single passenger car when I got to the dozen or so State Troopers that were pulling people over.  Luckily the guy that pulled me over was a good sport and cut me loose with a warning.  Now I have to figure a new way of getting out to the ‘burbs in the afternoon.  Damnit.

Leave it to a long tall country boy to get it right.

Hard to argue with the man when he puts it like that.

And that’s like all three of you.

I paid the domain registration fees a few minutes ago, so at least the domain name is mine for another couple of years.

BSG, while I appreciate your offer to cover my expenses you need to hang on to your money.  After all, spoiling twin grandsons is going to get expensive and your Social Security check will only go so far.

Dr. Scott (soon to be at least) you could keep up with me better if you didn’t live in a country that doesn’t have an extradition agreement with the U.S.

Suicide Blonde, I’m glad to know my being here makes you feel better.  But I often wonder if that’s only because you’re so glad that it’s me living in ‘burbia and not you.

Color me stupid but I don’t get it. What is so special about this girl’s vagina that an hour of using it costs over $3000? Sure she’s got a nice rack and is probably pretty good with the tricks of her trade, but is she worth $3K an hour? I doubt it.

And that’s just the cash that he paid. Add in the cost of losing his job, the alimony, the child support, and the inability to get a job as a government consultant after he leaves office and Spitzer is going to be out a huge chunk of change. All for something he could of gotten for free at half a dozen frat parties any weekend of the month.

Plus, he wasn’t even using her for anything kinky. He paid top dollar to play nicies with her. Come on man! For that kind of cash you could have at least mad her paint you in Jell-O pudding or some other silly shit. Jeez. Show some creativity.

It should be a Man Law.  If you are paying more for a hooker than a Senate intern makes in a month then her cooter better be able to launch real no shit Mexican fireworks and play the Stars and Stripes march when you’re done.

But that’s just my opinion.