I have a confession to make. I make a living off of your tax dollars. There I’ve said it, and I feel better now. Sort of.
Anyway, I had to tell you that to tell you this. My office is very uptight. Very serious and has a shit load of rules that can get you canned. Like the one about not blogging from a company workstation, or blogging about how up tight our office is. People get fired around here for saying non-PC things.
So imagine my surprise earlier today when I felt a hand on my ass in the stairwell. I was on the way up when I passed a guy on his way down and he said “Go Giants” and slapped me on the ass. Only his hand stayed on my ass for about a nano-second too long. Not that there was a squeeze mind you. Just a slap.
There’s a couple of problems with this: 1) I hate being touched by people I don’t know well, 2) my ass is not the place for a man’s hand – under any non-medical circumstances 3) this guy is not a friend of mine. In fact, I’m not really sure what his name is. I know that we’ve spoken to each other before and have had a couple of football related conversations in the hallway. Said conversations being how he knows I’m a Giants fan. Needless to say I felt dirty and violated (not in a good way) the rest of the day.
Of course I’m not going to report him. Like I said, this office is way too uptight as it is. The last thing I need is to be the cause of the entire fucking office having to endure another round of sensitivity and diversity training.