TC the Terrible NOW Saber Squelch

This is classic.

Trust me kid, it won’t be the last time some bitch walks off with your shit.  This is merely another reason you should always get yours before you give her her’s.  I’m just saying.

Ominous words no doubt.  And really the last thing that you want to hear as you're rounding second base on the first date.  But that's another story for another day.

Anyway.  I don't recall if I have previously mentioned that THE WOMAN and I have decided to adopt.  We started the initial paperwork a few months ago after buying our new house in the 'burbs.  After all the home visits and and background checks we finally got word two weeks ago that we were approved.  Since then pretty much all of our free time as been tied up checking out the little bundles of love on all the different web sites.  Tomorrow we're headed up to Maryland to check out a possibility and see if he'll be a good fit for our clan.

Yeah, yeah I know.  We have a houseful now so why the hell do we want another mouth to feed?  Truthfully - THE BOY and I are tired of being out numbered.  Another boy in the house will even the odds.  Always a good thing.

Wish us luck.

Thanks to my buddy Freak Daddy for this one.

Meet Marie Lupe Cooley of Jacksonville, FL. One day Marie was checking out the help wanted section of her local newspaper when she noticed a position available that was just like hers. The phone number provided was also her boss’ phone number. Bitch probably dropped her Sanka, because she was pissed. Marie thought her boss was secretly trying to replace her and she soon would be out of a job. What’s a dumb bitch to do?

Marie snuck into the architectural firm she works for late Sunday night and erased their entire database of drawings and blueprints worth about $2.5 million. Revenge is sweet and dumb. It only took her boss a quick minute to figure out she did it, because besides himself she was the only one that had access. She was arrested and charged with causing greater than $1,000 damage to computer files, a felony.

You know what’s the icing on the dumb cake? The job listed in the newspaper wasn’t for her job. Marie’s position at the company was safe. Her boss was hiring for the same position at his wife’s firm.

I have to hand it to Marie. She did what a lot of us think of doing to get revenge on our boss. If this bitch had half a brain cell she would have had one of her friends call and ask about the job in the paper before completely destroying her own life. I love this bitch. She can’t help being dumb. Passionate, but stupid as fuck.

Forgive me for making fun of a man of God, but I just can’t help myself. TV preachers are a dime a dozen, and back in the days of Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert the gig paid pretty well too. Rev. Charles is just trying to jump on the same gravy train.

His approach is unique to say the least. I give him points for honesty. Other than that I’m quite sure he’s pissing off the Big Guy for representin’. See, cause this right here, is a ministry that’s about money. That’s why right here in Looooke it says that right here, needs to have the stock market pages from a newspaper as the back drop, right here. ‘Cause with these lips making the suction, right here, everything is gonna work outs.

It’s been a blessing today. Right here.