If you have to have a Christmas tree (and you really don’t) then this is the one to have. It’s a lot more fun to put up than that damned thing you keep stored in the garage the other 11-1/2 months of the year.
Browsing Posts published in December, 2007
This came today in an “All Employees” office e-mail.
If anyone finds a 5 carat gold diamond tennis bracelet with the inscription “GLR” within the building, please notify the person listed below. It was lost sometime yesterday afternoon.
Yeah, right. Good luck with that. This close to Christmas if I find a 5 carat gold diamond tennis bracelet I don’t give a rat’s ass what initials are inscribed on it – my Christmas shopping for THE WOMAN is completed. A Dremel tool with a buffing wheel will get those pesky initials off THE WOMAN’s new bracelet in about two minutes.
There are days that I wish my “friends” didn’t love me so much. After opening this winner, today is one of those days.
I have got to get better SPAM filters on my e-mail.
Oh yeah, NSFW.
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