Memfrica is located here on a map. Just in case you didn’t know.
Only in Memfrica would it be front page news that you can’t smoke at the hospital. The picture above is actually a pretty normal thing to see on your way in from the parking lot to visit one of your dying relatives. There’s so much truth in the picture that it should be in the running for a Pulitzer this year.
I loved living there back in the day, but like the man said you can’t go home again. The codicil to that being that there comes a point when you realize that you don’t want to go home again. I reached that point a couple of years ago, but this picture and story sealed the deal. I’m proud of my Southern heritage, and will start a fist fight with any ass-clown that thinks baby back ribs from Applebee’s is real bar-b-que. But other than the food there’s no reason to go back.
