Things I Learned Today
I try to learn something new every day. It’s not really that hard to do since I was educated in the Arkansas during the Bill Clinton years. Here’s what I’ve learned so far today.
- Being fat is not bad after all. I guess there won’t be another season of Biggest Loser.
- Being fat IS bad for you. Damnit. Would you people make your mind up? Please? The American public can’t handle not being told how to think.
- Kids aren’t safe at the museum, or at least around the people that run it.
- You can’t walk around thinking you’re black if you’re not black. No. Seriously. You can’t. (The transcript is here.)
- Energy drinks are as bad for you as being fat. Good thing I drink coffee. Seven cups a day. And I sleep just fine thank you.
- SuicideBlonde hates it when a guy is a douchebag. Don’t we all.
That’s a lot of learning for one day.
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