Today was mandatory software training at the office. Yea us. I used Out-fucking-look all day. I don’t need a three hour block of training to understand that the SEND button makes the words on the screen go from my computer to a co-worker’s computer. Yes, it was that bad.

So why the heck do I have a picture of the woman that killed the Beatles at the top of this post? Because this morning’s “teacher” was her twin sister. Not only did she look like Yoko, she talked in the same voice that Yoko uses when she “sings”.

This must be a preview of the seven circle of Hades that Dante’ wrote about.  Maybe I should start going to church again.  Or sacrifice a few small animals.