TC the Terrible

Overheard in the hallways of power:

I’ve seen more organization during a shit fight at the zoo’s monkey house.

The irony is the amount of truth that was being spoken.

Foxnews.com is reporting “exclusively” on two real idiots.

One of whom wrecked his POS car because his friends were in the back trying to make babies while he was driving. Guess we know what he was watching instead of the road. Of course the cops don’t report if he was trying to drive a stick one-handed. Naturally he lived in a trailer park.

How big of an idiot do you have to be to get your ass kicked by a man with no arms? To make it worse, the guy with arms died from the fight. His family must be proud.

And one last thing. Jesse Jack-ass-son says Obama is acting like a white man. Of course he is Jesse. He wants to get elected President in 2008. You and Rev. Al acted like black men when you ran (but were still accused of selling out by blacks) and couldn’t make it out of the primaries. Maybe he’s got a better plan.

Cheaters should be punished. Since Bonds isn’t going to be, we should all send a message that he might understand.

I have no idea who Marc Ecko is, but I like the guy already.