Every Friday seems to bring us a new winner of the Darwin Award. Today’s lucky winner is an as yet-to-be-identified moron from Corpus Christi, TX. Homeboy and his cousin were retrieving golf balls from a water hazard when he drowned. Normally, this would be a sad event. This time, not so much.

Skillet tied on a weight belt to keep him on bottom longer. However he forgot to take down a tank or snorkel. Thus he could collect more balls, but only on one breath. Not a real smart plan. Having heart pains while underwater didn’t help matters either. Still one has to wonder what kind of contribution to society this mental midget ever made.