TC the Terrible

Every Friday seems to bring us a new winner of the Darwin Award. Today’s lucky winner is an as yet-to-be-identified moron from Corpus Christi, TX. Homeboy and his cousin were retrieving golf balls from a water hazard when he drowned. Normally, this would be a sad event. This time, not so much.

Skillet tied on a weight belt to keep him on bottom longer. However he forgot to take down a tank or snorkel. Thus he could collect more balls, but only on one breath. Not a real smart plan. Having heart pains while underwater didn’t help matters either. Still one has to wonder what kind of contribution to society this mental midget ever made.

This is like something out of a Don King nightmare. How many Quarter Pounders do you have to slam in order to get a title shot? And do they have a belt for the Happy Meal champ? Can you be disqualified for tossing hot coffee in an old ladies’ lap at ringside? Most importantly, how much did the damned thing cost? Because you gotta believe the Burger Guy is going to want one now too.