TC the Terrible

Foxnews.com is reporting “exclusively” on two real idiots.

One of whom wrecked his POS car because his friends were in the back trying to make babies while he was driving. Guess we know what he was watching instead of the road. Of course the cops don’t report if he was trying to drive a stick one-handed. Naturally he lived in a trailer park.

How big of an idiot do you have to be to get your ass kicked by a man with no arms? To make it worse, the guy with arms died from the fight. His family must be proud.

And one last thing. Jesse Jack-ass-son says Obama is acting like a white man. Of course he is Jesse. He wants to get elected President in 2008. You and Rev. Al acted like black men when you ran (but were still accused of selling out by blacks) and couldn’t make it out of the primaries. Maybe he’s got a better plan.

Cheaters should be punished. Since Bonds isn’t going to be, we should all send a message that he might understand.

I have no idea who Marc Ecko is, but I like the guy already.

I got the magic e-mail this morning. It was my turn to pee in a cup.

Not a big deal for someone that has a clean living life style like me. They test for drugs, not scotch, meaning I’m in the clear.  And I did sign a contract consenting to the test when I took the job, so no need to complain. What pissed me off, is that I got the notice AFTER I’d already gotten my morning piss out of the way.

I’m not a guy that can piss on demand either. I had to slam three cups of coffee and two liters of Dasani to get the pump primed again. Now that I’ve provided a “sample” I’ll end up having to piss another eight times this morning.

Nice.