I said it Friday and God in Heaven was I right. Britney sucked last night. And no I’m not talking about all the guys at the afterBritney is a stupid fat whore bitch. party. She really stunk the place up with her non-dancing, non-singing what ever it was last night. Not that she was that bad for the usual 24 year old mother from South Mississippi. Too bad she was trying to still be a sex kitten. Jelly belly and sex fantasy don’t go together very well now do they?

At least she was smart enough to hire backup dancers that were just short of being Amazons to hide it a little bit. And who’s bright idea was it for her to dance in spike heel go-go boots? She could barely walk in those things. The camera guy for close ups when she was lost in the lip-sync was a classic moment. Somebody in the control booth must have had that one planned. And good for them. Other than being the poster child for how not to raise your kids Britney is washed the hell up.