TC the Terrible

Well, if you do then you need to click on over to CaddyChicks.com. The owners of the site have come up with an innovative way to match up hookers caddies with johns golfers. Just plug in your zip code and you can search a database of over 5000 hookers caddies to give you a BJ carry your bags.

Now, I’m not saying these girls are hookers or anything. After all, they may have a great feel for the putter, but do you really think any of these women are going to carry a bag for as little as $15 an hour? Nah, me either.

If these ladies (term applied loosely) really were interested in carrying you sticks (not that kind) then answer me this. Why did none of the several dozen profiles I checked out for this article have a picture of the caddie holding clubs or at least on the course?

Nah, they’re not selling sex. Really. They’re not.

This guy has a problem that’s bigger than being arrested for public drunk. The cops not helping him out is border line police brutality in my humble opinion. But that’s just me and what the fuck do I know?

It’s a damned shame.

Sometimes it takes a Brit to nail the American mind-set right on the head. This from Gordon Ramsay:

God bless America, if the toilet paper is not thick enough and you come out with a rash on your ass [you’ll get sued].

Clearly he’s been named in a lawsuit. Here’s hoping the judge has a sense of humor.