An article in today’s Telegraph.uk claims that men are attracted to Jessica Alba because of her “Sway ratio”. Yeah, sure. When my buddies are talking smack about women the one thing they never talk about it the ratio between a woman’s hips and her waist.
Same is true of Jessica Alba. Men like her because she has a great smile and loves to show off her hot rack.
Well, if you do then you need to click on over to CaddyChicks.com. The owners of the site have come up with an innovative way to match up hookers caddies with johns golfers. Just plug in your zip code and you can search a database of over 5000 hookers caddies to give you a BJ carry your bags.
Now, I’m not saying these girls are hookers or anything. After all, they may have a great feel for the putter, but do you really think any of these women are going to carry a bag for as little as $15 an hour? Nah, me either.
If these ladies (term applied loosely) really were interested in carrying you sticks (not that kind) then answer me this. Why did none of the several dozen profiles I checked out for this article have a picture of the caddie holding clubs or at least on the course?
Nah, they’re not selling sex. Really. They’re not.
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