By now you’ve all seen the clip of the Miss USA contestant embarrassing herself and her state. But just in case you haven’t here it is.

Do I feel sorry for her? Nah. She deserves to be ridiculed for that answer. Anybody that can’t say “American students can’t find the United States on a map because our schools are failing us.” deserves whatever comes their way. I’m no fan of government intervention in education, but this kind of thing reminds me why so many people think it is a good idea. Maybe she’ll get lucky and marry well because she’s so damned cute.

It might be her only hope.