Didn’t Bret Michaels used to be a rock star? Hell, I remember going to a Poison concert a couple of years back at the Nissan Pavilion so I know he at least used to be a rock star.

But last night I was cruising thru Best Buy and saw the latest Poison album on the damned discount rack. And to top it off, POISON’D! is nothing but effin’ covers. Granted they do a damned fine job with Sweet’s Little Willy and the Stone’s Dead Flowers but still. Nothing but covers? What does it say about your career when you are fronting a cover band when your in your 40s?

Wait. It gets worse. Seems Bret can’t get laid on his own anymore either. He’s on VH1 these days trying to find his next road whore. That’s sad. Maybe if he laid off the eye liner and lip stick he might do better in the clubs.