This morning I got a threatening e-mail in my Inbox. Normally I just blow those things off and get on with my day, but this one I had to take seriously. The sender claimed to have followed John Daly Thursday at the PGA when he shot a 67 only to join Tiger’s gallery for the final three days. And we all know what happened there. I can’t afford to take chances when the mojo is that strong.
Anyway, the threat basically said that I had to post about this raw assed monkey in Tupelo, MS that keeps escaping from his
cage at the local zoo. I’m not sure what is so special about the story, the fact that the monkey is smart enough to get out of his cage, or that Tupelo has a zoo. (I did note that the story doesn’t mention if it is a petting zoo or a full sized zoo.) But like any other creature with opposing thumbs, the monkey already has a MySpace page. Proving once again that social networking web site will let anyone in and there’s no way to keep the riff-raff off of the Internet.
I can only hope that Al Gore’s people have firewalls created to keep the Internet free of monkey-porn.
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