TC the Terrible

Thanks to a commenter on Velvet in Dupont I have a new favorite word.  Whorebucket.  I’m sure that none of you need an explanation of the meaning.

Just like packs of Krispy Kreme donuts, science has now proved that fat people come in packs.  I guess it would make sense that peer pressure would make you get fatter.  After all, most people that smoke or drink started by caving in to peer pressure.  And most people that join gangs do so because of peer pressure.

Still, one would think that in a nation as weight obsessed as ours, the pressure would be on the fat people in the group to get skinny.  I know a lot of fat people and very few of them are the jolly type so I don’t understand why they don’t do something about it.  Fat people drive up the cost of health care, are more often absent from work and school due to illness, and get passed over for the really good jobs.  Plus they have a hard time fitting into sports cars.

Outside of jogging suit manufacturers, I can’t think of anybody that wants the nation to be fat.  Can you?

Jessica Alba or Megan Fox in a catfight who wins? Box office receipts come out way ahead for Megan as do the votes over at Celebrity Catfights.com. In a real fight I’d have to go with Jessica if for no other reason than leather always beats lace.

I’ll leave it to you guys to decide for yourselves.

Jessica Meagan

And no, Freak you can’t have them both.