The Post has a really good article today on the dangers of kids wearing Heelys.  Those are the sneakers with wheels built into the heels.  And they are definitely a danger to the kids that wear them.

Not for the reasons that the Posts lists, but because the next time I’m in a store trying to spend money like a good consumer and get hit in the back by a midget on wheels – I’m breaking the midget in half.  That’s not a threat, just a promise.  So if you see a crabby old white guy on the news this week, being carted off to jail for breaking a kids’ ankles at the mall, you’ll know that it was me.