No, I’m not talking about the fact that I had to take a day out of school to come back to the office and put out forest fires.  I’m referring to the Dyson DC14 Animal vacuum cleaner I bought yesterday.  This thing sucks up more dirt, dust, and lint than anything I’ve ever seen before.

If Freakdaddy were to use it the same way he uses a Shop-Vac, it’d suck his damned junk right off.  No shit.  It’s that good.

Of course I’m going to hell now for giving Freak a new way to spend his Friday nights.