TC the Terrible

The message here is that when the boss says everybody can have one beer at the company picnic; be sure to bring your own plastic cup. Brings back memories of when my frat tried to go dry.

Here’s a few of the nearly two hundred key word searches that have found my blog this month.

nappy headed ho – Nearly 30 variations on the theme

sac.cz.tc – Almost a dozen variations

freak daddy – He’s Goggling himself again

killed by horse sex – Don’t ask, but it is on this site

fat women – All were image searches. Some people are freaks.

fat ass bitch – No, not my ex-wife

office etiquette – Almost a dozen variations on this one too

i killed a horse – Some one looking for a confessional, or just bragging?

my free porn cam – Sorry, I make you pay for that at the other site.

fat redneck girls – What am I, Match.com?

myspace brass pole stripper – This could have been interesting.

brunch bird – Surely she’s not related to the one above.

tim finchem sucks – Yes he does.

are square head drivers legal for pga events – No. And this could be why Tiger’s drives are off.

Wijadija – I have no clue what the 14 people that typed this in were looking for.

nappy headed ho constitution – Is there one of these? And if there is, is it written in Ebonics?

I’ve been trying to post something all morning but the high winds keep blowing the electrons off of my screen. Either that or the dog ate my homework. Look, if wind is a reason to close the schools then I can use it as an excuse to not post anything until lunch.

It was a long weekend with THE WOMAN out of town and me having to shuffle kids to baseball, softball, and a cotillion dance. Granted I grew up in the dark ages when horses were still pulling cars but hearing all the aluminum bats really got under my skin. That “ting” sound is not what the Good Lord intended when he gave man the sport of baseball. It’s so much more natural to hear the “thunk” of wood hitting leather. Think about it for a minute. If metal bats are all that great why is Major League Baseball still using wood?

I really doubt that it’s a safety issue, but anything that gets metal out of the batter’s hand is a good thing. Sure a miss hit ball can shatter a wooden bat, but that doesn’t happen often in the youth leagues. The real issue here is kids not taking the time to learn how to swing a bat and having to cheat the pitch by using a lighter bat they can come around faster with. I can remember razzing the batters that used aluminum bats when they came to the plate because everyone in the field knew that this was a kid with no real swing. The guys that had power were all using wood, and we respected them when they came to the plate.