The strangeness in my head never seems to stop.  Reading the morning news feeds only makes it worse.

• USA Today, the newspaper famous for hard hitting in-depth reporting and free in hotels across the nation, is running a poll on what Tiger Woods should name his baby. I’m thinking he should name it either Phil or Michelle.  Because the kid will win a major before either of them do.
• Avril was tortured by Brittney.  Join the club.
• Car for sale.  Black 1982 Pontiac Trans-Am, asking price $150K. No thanks, the show wasn’t that good.
• It is tough being famous.  People write mean things about you and some of them are not true.  But on the other hand you get to bang Brittney before she goes total white trash.  Then you get to bang Cameron on the rebound.  If I was doing that I wouldn’t give a shit who wrote about me.
• Extreme pet lovers are idiots.  Could a dog really be that important?  I doubt it.
• A wireless Mexico City?  Yeah, but who’ll be there to use it?  All the citizens keep coming here to be my new gardener or car wash attendant.
• The Taliban is now causing earthquakes.  Not really, but some how Bush is going to tie this back to 9/11 too.
• Nasty restaurants in the District?  No way.  The rats don’t think so.

Later.