If there’s a merit badge for getting picked on in high school, this kid has it. Because no matter which mountain he climbed on Spring Break (Kilimanjaro) there’s a locker room full of jocks mocking him.
Kind of a shame because he sounds like the type of kid that you’d trust to date your daughter. If for no other reason than he would have no idea how to put the moves on her.
It does make me wonder if the kid ever did anything that was not related to earning a merit badge. I know how much work THE BOY puts into earning his awards in Cub Scouts, and those are the easy ones.
What would have been cool is if he had gotten the horticulture badge for growing pot and the cinematography badge for shooting porn in the high school library. That would have been newsworthy.
