TC the Terrible

I guess I lied earlier today when I said that I wasn’t going to blog again today. So sue me.

Why is it such a big deal that the prince was caught getting free a feel? Hell, this kid is the future King of the British Empire. That may not be the gig that it once was, but it still pays pretty damned good money. And it carries a lot of weight when you need to get a last minute reservation at a good restaurant.

He’s a 24 year old guy that knows he’s going off to war in the next few months. Why shouldn’t he be allowed to blow off a bit of steam on the weekends? It doesn’t look like the girl was the least bit pissed that she was being felt up by royalty either. She sent the pic to her mom for Christ’s sake! Then told the press that “He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them. It’s a good job he had a beer in his left hand or he’d have had them both!”

At this point she’s probably pissed that she wasn’t the one that got to have a nightcap in the barracks until four in the morning. His girlfriend Kate better get used to this kind of behavior.  The young prince grew up in a house where both of the parents were having sex every night with people they weren’t married to at the time.

This may be all you get today.  I’m really not in the mood to put forth the effort.

Freakdaddy is one strange dude. And for more than the fact that more people know him as Freakdaddy than by his given name. His strangeness has risen (sunk) to a new level though.

How many other guys do you know that would find an article about sheep being part human? I think it’s ironic that people are looking for a way to put sheep organs into humans after all of the years that shepherds and farmhands have been putting human organs into sheep. For the record Freak has never done a sheep. He prefers a nice young calf. Or a goat if he’s really hard up. I once heard that he tried to take on a full grown cow, but her hoof in his nads put an end to that.

I swear this is not the plot for next week’s South Park. Although it really should be.
The other e-mail I got from Freak was on Anna Nicole’s autopsy. Most of you already know how I feel about her, so I won’t go into that here. What is amazing is how quick her autopsy hit the streets (see here) or that Freak has already read all 40 pages. He reports that on page 8 the doctor reports that her “anus is unremarkable”. Funny how the Post omitted that little detail. Does that mean that the big girl didn’t take it up the poop chute? And is that something that the doctors look at when you croak? Maybe my mom’s advice about always wearing clean underwear has merit to it.

Never have thought about that before. What really does happen after you bite the dust? It seems that lots of people get to handle your corpse and you don’t have much of a say in the matter.

Last thing and then I’m out of here for the day. Freak didn’t send this but thinking about guys that would have sex with sheep, and sluts that made the big time I remembered that Joe Theismann got the ax on Friday. And he’s pissed. But it shouldn’t really come as a surprise to him. He was a total poser all year and didn’t add shit to the quality of the broadcast. What I’m saying is that the games will be better without him. Ron Jaworski will at least be able to use complete sentences and have decent comebacks for Tony K.