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Freakdaddy is one strange dude. And for more than the fact that more people know him as Freakdaddy than by his given name. His strangeness has risen (sunk) to a new level though.

How many other guys do you know that would find an article about sheep being part human? I think it’s ironic that people are looking for a way to put sheep organs into humans after all of the years that shepherds and farmhands have been putting human organs into sheep. For the record Freak has never done a sheep. He prefers a nice young calf. Or a goat if he’s really hard up. I once heard that he tried to take on a full grown cow, but her hoof in his nads put an end to that.

I swear this is not the plot for next week’s South Park. Although it really should be.
The other e-mail I got from Freak was on Anna Nicole’s autopsy. Most of you already know how I feel about her, so I won’t go into that here. What is amazing is how quick her autopsy hit the streets (see here) or that Freak has already read all 40 pages. He reports that on page 8 the doctor reports that her “anus is unremarkable”. Funny how the Post omitted that little detail. Does that mean that the big girl didn’t take it up the poop chute? And is that something that the doctors look at when you croak? Maybe my mom’s advice about always wearing clean underwear has merit to it.

Never have thought about that before. What really does happen after you bite the dust? It seems that lots of people get to handle your corpse and you don’t have much of a say in the matter.

Last thing and then I’m out of here for the day. Freak didn’t send this but thinking about guys that would have sex with sheep, and sluts that made the big time I remembered that Joe Theismann got the ax on Friday. And he’s pissed. But it shouldn’t really come as a surprise to him. He was a total poser all year and didn’t add shit to the quality of the broadcast. What I’m saying is that the games will be better without him. Ron Jaworski will at least be able to use complete sentences and have decent comebacks for Tony K.

Monday morning and the mourning is all but over at our house. Memphis got crushed Saturday and THE WOMAN took it so hard she had to buy a three new rooms of furniture Sunday to make herself feel better. We needed the furniture, so it’s not a total waste. To be honest I had OSU getting the win in my bracket the whole time.
One of the things I love about DC is the diversity of opinion. Take for example how one study shows that a 1/3 of the residents can’t read or write, while another calls DC “a hub of knowledge workers.” Are we talking about the same town? Or did the first survey include elected officials? Maybe the second took all of us from NOVA in to account when compiling the data. Or maybe the Post is just trying to sell papers.

People bitch when there’s three families of Mexican workers living in the same house, but those may be the smart ones after all. It seems that mortgage brokers tricked Mexicans into buying houses and are now getting ready to put them in the street. Guess that’s good news for those of looking to pick up houses on the cheap. Bad for the people that thought they could get by in this country without speaking English.