It’s been a while since I did one of these.

• I don’t know about yours but my United States Constitution says the President has the authority to make war, not the Congress. But I could be wrong.
• UFOs in Arizona.  That might explain why the Roadrunner is so damned fast.
• Rappers normally smack a bitch in the mouth to shut her up.
• I don’t get it.  Why did Mel explode?  He was sober and the woman with the question wasn’t Jewish.  He should have been fine.
• Talk about TMI.  Why would anyone go public with their decision to quit using toilet paper for a year?  Oh yeah, he’s got a book deal and a blog so he can cash in from having the dingleberries.
• Please tell me that it wasn’t a black man hanging from an Alabama tree.

Have a good weekend.