TC the Terrible NOW Saber Squelch

It’s been a while since I did one of these.

• I don’t know about yours but my United States Constitution says the President has the authority to make war, not the Congress. But I could be wrong.
• UFOs in Arizona.  That might explain why the Roadrunner is so damned fast.
• Rappers normally smack a bitch in the mouth to shut her up.
• I don’t get it.  Why did Mel explode?  He was sober and the woman with the question wasn’t Jewish.  He should have been fine.
• Talk about TMI.  Why would anyone go public with their decision to quit using toilet paper for a year?  Oh yeah, he’s got a book deal and a blog so he can cash in from having the dingleberries.
• Please tell me that it wasn’t a black man hanging from an Alabama tree.

Have a good weekend.

You know it’s almost spring when the girls start showing their belly button….

Clearly somebody needs to lay off the Snickers Ice Cream treats and get back on the tread mill.

At this point I really don’t care about respect for the Tigers. If you don’t respect a team with 25 straight wins, you have no brains in your head.
They played a hell of a game last night and beat a quality team. What else would you call a game with 16 lead changes and no team ever getting up by more than five points? The Tigers looked fresher at the end than the Aggies did. Plus they’ve been knocking the bottom out of the net on free throws. They pass well and make good shot choices. The half time adjustments by Calipari were just enough to hold off A&M. The best story on the game can be found here.
I was shocked as hell that the refs took over a full second off the clock at the end just like everyone else was. But I also saw a couple of shots of the refs using a stopwatch to time the replay so I’ve got to think they got the call right.

The main thing about the game is the Tigers won. That makes THE WOMAN happy, which makes my life much better.

Here’s hoping that OSU has no gas left in the tank after last night. After all, THE WOMAN has the Tigers going all the way on her bracket sheet. And I’ll have hell to pay if she loses her five dollars.

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