I Hate Dumb People Edition
I really hate dumb people. But at times they can be fun to toy with.
Take this past weekend. THE WOMAN and I were doing a bit of house shopping. We stopped in at an open house where a nervous twentyish something agent met us at the door. She smelled of stupidity and desperation. There were three couples in the home at the same time and she told each of us about all the upgrades and new appliances. She was especially proud of the brand new 80 gallon 'hot water heater'. I asked her if the home also had a "cold water heater". She remarked that she had never heard of one of those but was sure that the seller wouldn't mind installing one because they were anxious to sell. I told her that I wouldn't buy a home without one, because I don't have a need to heat water that is already hot. She still didn't get it.
Oh well. On to more stupid people.
- If you have to wonder that a 5th Grader may be smarter than you , you are already beaten.
- You can only call this a bad attempt at being the second incarnation of George Michael . At least Paula Abdul isn't involved this time.
- People that need a wiki article to feel better are probably a lost cause.
- PETA is going to have a shit fit over this one. People who join PETA are dumb ones, not the guy that built this catapult. That clearly took brains.
- Men that don't gorge on steaks and dark beer need to be shot. Or maybe just neutered so they don't fuck up the gene pool for eternity.
- Who else could flip off the IRS and not go to jail? Answer, no one.
- Ugly girls around the nation are crying tears of joy to know that they too can now pay big bucks to have friends at college.
More to follow.
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TC
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