I know this is so yesterday’s news, but I couldn’t pass it up.

There is now a doctor in the District that’s doing after market work on ladies’ feminine parts. Part of his pitch is that he can tighten things up after child birth, or in case a woman is simply too big down there. Hell, everything I ever heard before made it sound like a vajay-jay is pretty much self correcting in that respect. And why the hell would anyone want their hyman back? If you’re over 25 nobody is expecting you still be pure and chaste.

Here’s the best quote from the article:

“And for most women, losing their virginity was not the most pleasant experience.”

I swear this sounds like a bad episode of South Park.